I still fail to understand what he means here. How does Syndrome’s actions in “The Incredibles” relate to how gamers have been acting as of late? Unless he’s saying gamers are acting like this:
If so, I can see the connection perfectly!
Dobby needs to watch episodes 200 and 201 of south park and realize he is, in fact, Tom Cruise
What kind of weenie doesn’t like halloween? Tom Preston apparently.
I don’t have any qualm with his ideologies in general, just how poorly he hides the fact that he does it exclusively for approval. He panders to SJW’s because literally every other crowd on the internet has rejected him, and it shows as you watch how SYAC evolved.
Yes, it’s always been masturbatory, but you can easily observe that first it’s about how awesome and funny and quirky he is,
to how much of a victim he is,
to how progressive and morally above his detractors he is and if you disagree with him you’re a muh soggy nest or something.
If he legitimately believes in the virtues of not treating other genders differently, more power to him. But when it’s overly obvious that he waves the flag not for a change in the world, but for an audience, for defenders, then it’s sure to draw ridicule.
Also I’m back did you all miss me no okay
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
TOM PRESTON!
vs
TIM B^UCKLEEEEEY!
BEGIN!
Tim Buckley:
I had to stop gaming for this so prepare for domination.
My raps will grow faster than your gut and your inflation.
I’m a hardcore gamer main character of C-A-D
My webcomic spawned a cartoon while you did nothing with your degree.
So you’re a cartoonist? You could have fooled me!
My dick’s more popular than S-Y-A-C!
So take a swing at this you beta blue bear scrub!
You may be a cartoonist but at least I have a job!
—
Tom Preston:
STOP. DOING. SEXIST. CRAP!
I can’t believe I had to endure such a mind numbing rap!
You want to pit your artistic skills against the likes of me?
Sure I can’t draw hands but at least I don’t Ctrl+V.
I defend women. You showed a child you dong!
8 year olds, dude. That couldn’t be any more wrong.
Check your privilege, Buck. This is a battle you cannot win.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play some Skyrim.
—
Tim Buckley:
Run back to your fantasy dragon quests
It’s better than bitching about high heels and large breasts.
How long does it take to finish that dragon mission?
Because I’ve sat here for months waiting for my commission.
Face is Dobbles, your artistic future looks bleak.
Get some exercise and learn to take a critique.
—-
Tom Preston:
I’m going to spell this out to you at my own pace.
I’m the worst foe you can face so choke that you sexist disgrace!
Who needs a job when you can be your own boss?
This battle’s done. I won.
*Tips fedora*
Sorry for your loss.
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORYYYYY!!!!!
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Fake Commission
Recently I found out that one of the commissions I undertook a while back was, in fact, a setup.A while back being an understatement. It took him 4 months to do this: http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Samus-V-Ridley-463477102 and the Ridley part was either traced or heavily…
You should also read this.
Also let it be known that when I have the time I plan on doing a recorded speed drawing of his commission that took 4 months to make. (though to be fair, I won’t spend any time playing Skyrim or digging through comments on DA to argue with while I’m drawing it. Or maybe I will.)
http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/Duped-463493800
Our review was finally discovered! Well, I say ‘finally’, but it didn’t really take that long. So in case Dobson decides to sate his curiosity, or if any of his fans find it, OR for you all sitting at the edge of your seats, here’s my…
Read this.
Welp, nevermind.
Has SYAC finally careened over that final precipice into not even pretending to be about being a cartoonist anymore?
Of course it did, it never was in the first place. The first comic was him eating a fucking potato with MSG spray.
They’re still social justice. However the cause he wears in rubber form on his wrist is now his own.
“HEY
HEY
HEY SJW’S
I’M WHINING ABOUT FEMALE REPRESENTATION IN VIDEO GAMES
AM I ONE OF YOU YET
I’M TOTALLY NOT JUST TRYING TO PANDER TO YOUR TYPE BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL HAVE ME
HEY”
Also EDF is back cool.
Also E3. Sony (even though a lot of their games shown are coming out for other platforms too) and Nintendo were both pretty cool, Rainbow Six Seige looks fun assuming they don’t fuck it up, and I’m psyched that GTA V is coming to PC but otherwise eh. I would have really liked to see some new Hotline Miami 2 footage.
Tom Preston’s latest comic made me rage so hard, and I usually try not to waste my precious rage on him.
Apparently not wanting your art policed by the SJW crowd (“Don’t draw boobs, don’t draw sexy, don’t don’t don’t its a sin its a sin its a sin”) is exactly the same as wanting to disregard the…
